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skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:41 pm

Does anyone know this guy? I'm out here at febs right now and he's checkin it. It sucks BTW. But gels out here checking it. Parked in disabled parking with a handicap pass. Always with something covering his face. Just curious who he is. Oops! He's gone. Maybe to baker I will go and check.

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Post by daver » Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:56 pm

dude is different. me and josh are skimming n bake about 4-5 mos ago and guy is down there riding in full skelator garb. booties, full skull mask, and skeleton gloves.he took a couple whackers right to the skull a couple times. don't know how he doesn't drown in that mask. some lady tried taking a photo of him right up close with her i phone and he went ballistic. blocking her with his hands, and not telling her to go away but making these grunting sounds at her like igor or some shit. he was also parked in the handi spot that day. maybe his handicap is psychosis.
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:03 pm

No skeletor at baker. I may have lost him

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Post by potter » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:05 pm

Not at china either, but eagles looks like it might be fire. Going to the lookout to check it. Stay tuned...

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Sun Mar 16, 2008 1:34 pm

No luck at eagles.

Skeletor' where art thou?

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Post by 805er » Sun Mar 16, 2008 4:00 pm

Parked in disabled parking with a handicap pass.Always with something covering his face.
he was also parked in the handi spot that day.
some lady tried taking a photo of him right up close with her i phone and he went ballistic. blocking her with his hands, and not telling her to go away

What? Are you guys new or actually that square (pun intended)?
maybe his handicap is psychosis
Homeboy's smarter than you think. He is obviously milking workers comp or disability. Doesn't want to get busted for fraud.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by SCLiner » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:52 am

That was your skim weekend, following a Skeleton around?
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:20 am

SCLiner wrote:That was your skim weekend, following a Skeleton around?
pretty much, yeah.

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Post by The Flying Finn » Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:07 am

Didn't you have a POD of him once?

No one knows who he is? Classic stuff.
When the going gets tough the tough go skimboarding.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:08 am

yeah! here he is:

Image

Definitely a character.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by square » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:11 pm

Skeletor has to be DR (Danger Ranger).
Reasons why:
1; When Potter was out checking FEBS, around the time he posted, DR was there also around there around that time. I know this because I was talking with him (unmasked) and he was saying how he got there much earlier. I figure he had the mask on before he went out for the second time when I talked to him, and when Potter saw him.
2; In the picture below, there reads, "danger", which is in DR's self-acclaimed nickname, "Danger Ranger". A-HA!
3; DR kinda seems like the type who would wear a skeletor costume, and be resident skimmer to the bay.

Anyone agree?
Or disagree?

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by The Flying Finn » Mon Mar 17, 2008 2:22 pm

Well if it is we need to change his name to 'death ranger'.
When the going gets tough the tough go skimboarding.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by PigPen » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:25 pm

The hardcore metal scene kids would love this dude...

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by sliprunner » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:12 pm

I don't know what to make of that guy I've seen him at Baker a few times.
My theory though...
Vampire skimmer, wet suit, mask gloves and booties block the suns rays and since he doesn't need to breath he can't drown in the mask.

But I like the disability disguise idea almost better.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:12 pm

yeah Square - that is pure genius.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by danger ranger » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:30 am

I think square is trying to deflect suspicion on himself by steering it toward me
he just admitted to being there around that time. I'm going to have to get Crass out there in the spiderman suit to take this guy on.
Can I come home yet?

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by potter » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:17 pm

And now the answers:
And now the questions: "Does the skeleton skimmer got skills?" aka "Does he "kill it" in the water?"
not exactly
Is it/he goofy or reggs?
pretty sure reg but I'll have to go back and check the vid
One-step or runnn-step?
chaser
Does it/he ride a loc'd out Baker board?
no - a vic I think
Is he courteous, or does he cut you off?
he doesn't skim when other skimmers are around so this question doesn't apply.
Handicapped or Gramma's ride?
chevy blazer I'm pretty sure
Do the topless girls favor him?
definitely
Coke or Pepsi?
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Black or refried?
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One-ply or two?
Boneite 7 ply

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by danger ranger » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:29 pm

vacadog?
Can I come home yet?

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by The Flying Finn » Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:13 pm

Pot - get more screen shots of the guy and make him POD every day for a while. I bet it would make him surface on here. Plus it would funny as hell. Or we can just have Jason go through his trash, lol.

Very strange a skimboarder would qualify for a handicap placard.
When the going gets tough the tough go skimboarding.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by danger ranger » Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:53 am

he's like the buckethead of skimboarders, only not quite as talented from what I gather
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