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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by even.go.home » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:01 am

And by the way:

Any recent sightings?
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by 805er » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:26 am

potter wrote:based on his rant and digging up a thread that's over 6 months old, I'd say Johnny has a bit of a "thing" for skeletor, and/or is the aptly titled "skeletor skimmer".

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by The Flying Finn » Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:27 pm

square wrote:Looking at the striking similarities in spelling and syntax errors, I'd have to say Johnny Blaze is Bodega Chris.
You are correct about the spelling and syntax but Chris is much less verbose. He does have the unique ability to fuck up a three word sentence though.
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by johnny blaze » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:06 pm

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by even.go.home » Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:14 pm

WTF? I'm done....
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Post by square » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:19 pm

even.go.home wrote:P.s. johnny: When you're typing and a a word is underlined in red, it means it's spelled wrong. I think they call it a checker spell... or something like that.


not necessarily...some browsers dont have spell check built in, Even.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by square » Thu Nov 05, 2009 9:23 pm

Yeah guys, give the bad grammar practicing skeletor impersonator a break..geeeze...

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by chris_4255 » Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:19 pm

sorry square im not him. i have a life and dont look at comics
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by even.go.home » Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:51 am

chris_4255 wrote:sorry square im not him. i have a life and dont look at comics


Perhaps you don't look at comics, but you definitely don't have a life Chris. Ha Ha. Nice try buddy.
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by sealy » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:15 am

comics are the shit! you deprived young boy

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by Swears_All_The_Time » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:44 am

where have most of these sightings been at...baker and/or surrounding area?
people have seen his face and no one knows this guy?

there are a 2 baker skimmers i have seen that may fit this guys description.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by johnny blaze » Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:31 pm

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by daver » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:00 pm

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by johnny blaze » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:04 pm

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by selvaskim » Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:21 pm

Your tryin too hard dude

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by square » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:42 pm

potter wrote:i think the burn victim is a good call - that would explain the handicap pass as well.


or maybe it means he is retarded...
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by square » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:51 pm

Damn, why cant I ever see the skeletor skimmer when Im at Baker. Instead, theres a lot of nasty old naked dudes walking around.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by johnny blaze » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:55 pm

What the hell do you think your going to do? We have sweapt this place and we have weapons! ( no what you have are projectiles and the hope is that I will no longer be standing! ) Bullox how the hell do you think your going to kill me? (It wont matter but probably with my hands around your throat. ) It is about time we had a look at your face take off your mask. ( No ) Your not afraid of death are you ? Basterd That,s it Kill him! :twisted:
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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by square » Sat Nov 14, 2009 6:53 pm

1 inch cores, boy.

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Re: skeletor skimmer

Post by even.go.home » Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:51 am

sensorship?
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