Colin's Page Press Release

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Colin's Page Press Release

Post by potter » Mon Feb 27, 2006 12:02 pm

Press Release

Mill Valley, CA - After some fierce negotiating, the management of cramikskim.com were pleased to announce that they have come to an agreement with cat-shooter-for-nudes shock-webmaster Colin, of Colin's Page fame, to quadruple the size of Colin's contract and extend his contract for an undetermined and undisclosed duration of time.

Colin's Page has come under severe scrutiny and harsh criticism of late for his tardiness on updates and inability to display enough fervent quality buttocks images of fine young tennis stars of the female persuasion. All the more troubling to some viewers, is the blantant heterosexuality of the page, despite being located in or near the so-called "Gay City." This has brought many groups, and even a call from Mayor Newsom's office to demand that Colin's Page be disbanded and dissolved.

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